The Alchemist Letters

From the Halls of Rock: A Formal Complaint

From the Halls of Rock: A Formal Complaint

A hilarious complaint from a recent order to a dwarven king. 

From the Halls of Rock: A Formal Complaint

A hilarious complaint from a recent order to a dwarven king. 

To a Certain Gargantuan Client: A Formal Inquir...

To Whom It May Concern: Odis the Unsleeping, Lord of the Molten Hoard, and Collector of Sunken Jewels. From: Professor Nightshade, Proprietor of the Seventh Atelier and Purveyor of Potent...

To a Certain Gargantuan Client: A Formal Inquir...

To Whom It May Concern: Odis the Unsleeping, Lord of the Molten Hoard, and Collector of Sunken Jewels. From: Professor Nightshade, Proprietor of the Seventh Atelier and Purveyor of Potent...

A Gratifying Missive: Pixie Dust Donation

A Gratifying Missive: Pixie Dust Donation

Greetings from the Seventh Atelier! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, extending a most sincere (and slightly sparkling) thank you for your recent, rather extraordinary donation.

A Gratifying Missive: Pixie Dust Donation

Greetings from the Seventh Atelier! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, extending a most sincere (and slightly sparkling) thank you for your recent, rather extraordinary donation.

A "Help" Request from a Bard

A "Help" Request from a Bard

A help request from a very famous bard seeking Nightshades help. 

A "Help" Request from a Bard

A help request from a very famous bard seeking Nightshades help. 

Letter from the Queen?

Letter from the Queen?

And so it was, just yesterday, that a scroll of remarkable provenance fluttered into my dimension. Its script, though elegant, betrayed a certain... urgency, and its scent, a delicate blend...

Letter from the Queen?

And so it was, just yesterday, that a scroll of remarkable provenance fluttered into my dimension. Its script, though elegant, betrayed a certain... urgency, and its scent, a delicate blend...

An Utterly Profound Apology: Regarding the Unscheduled Levitation of your Esteemed History Section

An Utterly Profound Apology: Regarding the Unsc...

regarding a most unfortunate, entirely unforeseen, and frankly, rather embarrassing incident concerning a recent delivery of my Anti-Gravi-Tea.

An Utterly Profound Apology: Regarding the Unsc...

regarding a most unfortunate, entirely unforeseen, and frankly, rather embarrassing incident concerning a recent delivery of my Anti-Gravi-Tea.

Other Stories

2025

Professor Nightshades Journal

Join Professor Eldrin Nightshade as he chronicles his whimsical adventures, perplexing experiments, and profound observations from the mysterious Seventh Atelier. Dive into tales of peculiar magic, unexpected discoveries, and the occasional chaotic encounter. Prepare for a journey into the wonderfully bizarre!
2024

Recipes and Instructionials

Professor Nightshade unlocks the practical (and occasionally peculiar) secrets of his craft. From transforming humble leftover tea leaves into culinary delights and garden marvels, to concocting refreshing mocktail recipes that shimmer with subtle magic, and even mastering the intricacies of Gongfu tea ceremonies, this collection is your guide to infusing everyday life with extraordinary flair. Prepare to experiment, explore, and elevate your skills, one delightful discovery at a time!
2022

Cafe Job Board- Wanted Ads and Notices

A hilarious collection of entertaining wanted ads occasionally posted at the cafe.