Job Board- Wanted Ads and Notices

Seeking: Diplomatic Liaison to the Mouse Community (Fluency in Squeak Required)

Seeking: Diplomatic Liaison to the Mouse Commun...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a diplomatic liaison to negotiate with an increasingly organized mouse community. Must be fluent in Squeak, comfortable with tiny bureaucrats, and able to draft treaties at...

Seeking: Diplomatic Liaison to the Mouse Commun...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a diplomatic liaison to negotiate with an increasingly organized mouse community. Must be fluent in Squeak, comfortable with tiny bureaucrats, and able to draft treaties at...

Wanted: Professional Ragnar Wrangler (Hazard Pay Included, Sanity Not Guaranteed)

Wanted: Professional Ragnar Wrangler (Hazard Pa...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a professional Ragnar Wrangler to manage, redirect, and occasionally negotiate with our resident raccoon. Must be comfortable with chaos, theft, and being outsmarted by a creature...

Wanted: Professional Ragnar Wrangler (Hazard Pa...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a professional Ragnar Wrangler to manage, redirect, and occasionally negotiate with our resident raccoon. Must be comfortable with chaos, theft, and being outsmarted by a creature...

Wanted: Brave Volunteer for Alchemical Experiment!

Wanted: Brave Volunteer for Alchemical Experiment!

The Seventh Atelier seeks a patient night-shift inventory specialist comfortable working with sentient objects, negotiating with enchanted teacups, and deterring a certain mischievous raccoon. Unique work environment guaranteed.

Wanted: Brave Volunteer for Alchemical Experiment!

The Seventh Atelier seeks a patient night-shift inventory specialist comfortable working with sentient objects, negotiating with enchanted teacups, and deterring a certain mischievous raccoon. Unique work environment guaranteed.

WANTED: Discreet Mini-Dishwasher for Delicate Operations

WANTED: Discreet Mini-Dishwasher for Delicate O...

The Seventh Atelier, a place of refined tastes and occasionally microscopic clientele, is seeking a uniquely qualified individual (or perhaps a cleverly designed automaton) for a most particular role.  

WANTED: Discreet Mini-Dishwasher for Delicate O...

The Seventh Atelier, a place of refined tastes and occasionally microscopic clientele, is seeking a uniquely qualified individual (or perhaps a cleverly designed automaton) for a most particular role.  

WANTED: Bravest (and Possibly Most Expendable) Volunteer

WANTED: Bravest (and Possibly Most Expendable) ...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a courageous (or perhaps incredibly naive) individual to assist in a highly perilous, yet potentially rewarding, expedition. Objective: To acquire a rare mineral, "Dragon's Tear," from...

WANTED: Bravest (and Possibly Most Expendable) ...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a courageous (or perhaps incredibly naive) individual to assist in a highly perilous, yet potentially rewarding, expedition. Objective: To acquire a rare mineral, "Dragon's Tear," from...

WANTED: Airship for Hire (Ascension Capabilities Required!)

WANTED: Airship for Hire (Ascension Capabilitie...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a highly capable airship and brave pilot to breach the Second Heavens Firmament and retrieve high-altitude curiosities. Must navigate ether currents, avoid cloud-whales, and withstand the...

WANTED: Airship for Hire (Ascension Capabilitie...

The Seventh Atelier seeks a highly capable airship and brave pilot to breach the Second Heavens Firmament and retrieve high-altitude curiosities. Must navigate ether currents, avoid cloud-whales, and withstand the...

Other Stories

2025

Professor Nightshades Journal

Join Professor Eldrin Nightshade as he chronicles his whimsical adventures, perplexing experiments, and profound observations from the mysterious Seventh Atelier. Dive into tales of peculiar magic, unexpected discoveries, and the occasional chaotic encounter. Prepare for a journey into the wonderfully bizarre!
2024

Recipes and Instructionials

Professor Nightshade unlocks the practical (and occasionally peculiar) secrets of his craft. From transforming humble leftover tea leaves into culinary delights and garden marvels, to concocting refreshing mocktail recipes that shimmer with subtle magic, and even mastering the intricacies of Gongfu tea ceremonies, this collection is your guide to infusing everyday life with extraordinary flair. Prepare to experiment, explore, and elevate your skills, one delightful discovery at a time!
2022

Cafe Job Board- Wanted Ads and Notices

A hilarious collection of entertaining wanted ads occasionally posted at the cafe.
12 Week Palate Training Plan

A Master Archivist never loses their place.

Save this 12 week guide to track your progress as you develop your palate and unlock the subtle notes of each brew. A curated training ritual from The Seventh Atelier.