King's Crown Black Jasmine Tea | Rare Celestial Blend

My dearest students, a lesson for you today on the mysteries of botanical magic, for I have encountered a most curious shrub—one that produces a flower that grows atop its branches like a brilliant, natural crown.

But there is a far rarer specimen. Under specific lunar conditions—when a moon wanes to its last crescent, or when an eclipse casts a shadow upon its very light—this curious shrub produces a single, rare black flower. These potent blossoms are as rare as they are powerful, and they are the source of our darkest and most exquisite brew.

The King's Crown is a tea of profound depth and undeniable authority. The robust character of the black tea base perfectly mirrors the dark nature of the flower itself, while the bold, fragrant essence of the jasmine creates a powerful harmony. This is a brew for a moment of profound contemplation and for commanding the strength to face any challenge that lies ahead. It is a tribute to the rare, powerful forces of the universe.

(And, between you and me, there is a rumor whispered in the celestial back-alleys of a unique bloom that appears only during a blood moon. I have yet to find one, but I am… always looking.)