⏳ Sands of Time Roast: The Temporal Stabilizer
An ultra-rare extract pulled directly from the deepest archives of the Infinite Library—designed not for attack, but for the restoration of temporal equilibrium.
In the chaotic Pocket Dimension, one needs an anchor. The Sands of Time Roast is not made from traditional coffee beans; instead, it is a compilation of residual magic and dissolved wisdom gathered from scrolls and temporal records that have faded from history. These particles coalesced into rare, seed-like shapes deep within the Library's boundless shelves.
Eldrin Nightshade secured this blend as his personal choice for maintaining his sanity before, during, and after enacting aggressive temporal shifts. This roast is the smooth, sweet, chocolaty counterpart to bitter dark-roasted coffee, offering a profound, stabilizing comfort without any of the sharp, acidic edges that threaten to derail a perfectly planned timeline.
The Phenomenon (The Flavor of Arcane Stability)
Consuming this blend is like drinking the essence of a perfectly preserved moment in time. The equilibrium of the Infinite Library is present in every sip.
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Tasting Notes: This is a smooth, sweet, aromatic espresso blend with perfectly balanced hints of dark chocolate, molasses, red wine, and dried berries. This rich, complex profile makes this whole bean coffee a luxurious, everyday comfort—the antidote to the chaos of the mundane.
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Roast Level: True Medium Roast. This precise roast profile ensures the perfect balance of sweetness and depth, reflecting the blend's stability.
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The Effect: When consumed, the stored knowledge grants the user a profound sense of clarity and stability, allowing them to manage the flow of time, not fight it.
⚙️ Dimensional Activation Protocol (Eldrin’s Monarch Brew Guide)
To properly activate the temporal stabilizing properties of this artifact, Eldrin insists you follow this strict Monarch Pour-Over Protocol. Deviating from these parameters risks temporal instability.
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Step
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Measurement (Water)
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Time (Cumulative)
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Tactical Action
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Grind
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20 grams of coffee
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N/A
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Grind to a medium-fine consistency. (If it runs too fast, grind finer.)
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Water Temp
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205°F (96°C)
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N/A
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Ensure the temperature is held precisely for optimal chaos infusion.
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Phase 1 (Bloom)
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Pour 40g
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0:00 – 0:45
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Initiate the temporal bloom. Allow 45 seconds for gases to escape.
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Phase 2
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Add 100g (Total 140g)
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0:45 – 1:30
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First major infusion. Pour deliberately and evenly in a tight spiral.
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Phase 3
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Add 80g (Total 220g)
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1:30 – 2:15
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Second stabilization pour. Target the remaining dark areas of the bed.
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Phase 4 (Final)
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Add 80g (Total 300g)
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2:15 – 3:30
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Complete the extraction. Total time should not exceed 3:30 for maximum clarity.
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The Eldrin Guarantee
This is a powerful ritual for continuity. Drink this, and feel the ancient weight of knowledge anchoring you against the chaos of the mundane realm.
Available in 2 lb. and 5 lb. formats, as well as our 2.5 oz and 4 oz signature artifact jars.
