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Professor Nightshade's Deep Dive: The Secret of...
"Ahoy, my intrepid readers! Â Professor Eldrin Nightshade writing to you, momentarily wringing out my last remaining sock, which seems to have absorbed an alarming amount of saltwater despite my best...
Professor Nightshade's Deep Dive: The Secret of...
"Ahoy, my intrepid readers! Â Professor Eldrin Nightshade writing to you, momentarily wringing out my last remaining sock, which seems to have absorbed an alarming amount of saltwater despite my best...
Professor Nightshade's Peculiar Perch: Where th...
"Hello there, my curious and slightly confused-looking companion! It appears the winding paths of existence, or perhaps a particularly inspired breeze, have guided you directly to our humble (and perpetually...
Professor Nightshade's Peculiar Perch: Where th...
"Hello there, my curious and slightly confused-looking companion! It appears the winding paths of existence, or perhaps a particularly inspired breeze, have guided you directly to our humble (and perpetually...
Professor Nightshade's Chronicle: The Day Time ...
And so, my dear curious companions, after several days of retrieving half-formed packages from the recent past and attempting to explain to confused postal imps why a parcel contained a...
Professor Nightshade's Chronicle: The Day Time ...
And so, my dear curious companions, after several days of retrieving half-formed packages from the recent past and attempting to explain to confused postal imps why a parcel contained a...
Professor Nightshade: Gaiwan vs. Teapot: Choosi...
"Greetings, my discerning tea devotees and fellow seekers of subtle perfection! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, momentarily setting aside my latest invention (a device to translate the musings of ancient dust...
Professor Nightshade: Gaiwan vs. Teapot: Choosi...
"Greetings, my discerning tea devotees and fellow seekers of subtle perfection! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, momentarily setting aside my latest invention (a device to translate the musings of ancient dust...
Professor Nightshade's Guide to Surviving Munda...
"Greetings, my patient colleagues and fellow navigators of the human condition! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, momentarily diverting from the profound mysteries of the cosmos to delve into a topic arguably...
Professor Nightshade's Guide to Surviving Munda...
"Greetings, my patient colleagues and fellow navigators of the human condition! Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, momentarily diverting from the profound mysteries of the cosmos to delve into a topic arguably...
Dwarven Beryl Stone: The Mountain Summit Oolong!
Our Dwarven Beryl Stone Tea isn't just a low-oxidized Oolong; it's a testament to dwarven perseverance, a treasure born of stone and sky!"
Dwarven Beryl Stone: The Mountain Summit Oolong!
Our Dwarven Beryl Stone Tea isn't just a low-oxidized Oolong; it's a testament to dwarven perseverance, a treasure born of stone and sky!"