BANNED

Dear, cherished patrons,

Professor Eldrin Nightshade here, reporting a rather… unfortunate development within the hallowed (and now, slightly calmer) halls of the Seventh Atelier. You see, while we pride ourselves on welcoming all manner of unique individuals, even a place as boundless as ours has its… thresholds.

Recently, we had a frequent visitor, whom we shall simply refer to as 'The Enthusiastic Experimenter.' Their initial curiosity was, admittedly, rather charming. However, their methods quickly escalated beyond mere 'enthusiasm' into what can only be described as 'a systematic dismantling of the Atelier's fundamental principles.'

The Enthusiastic Experimenter, it seems, held the rather peculiar belief that every item in the cafe was an ingredient. And that every surface was a potential alchemical retort.

My self-stirring teacups, usually quite discerning, developed a nervous twitch. Archibald Blathersby, our Bard of Bureaucracy, found his neatly organized forms spontaneously transmuted into confetti. And as for Seraphina Gloomwater, her quest for lost spoons became tragically moot when The Enthusiastic Experimenter started liquefying them 'for purity.'

The final straw, I confess, involved an attempt to 'enhance' Mortimer the VII's extra tiny teapot with a rather volatile mix of what smelled suspiciously like fermented cabbage. Even Ragnar the Ruinous, a connoisseur of chaos, appeared genuinely concerned (he actually hid my emergency scone).

Therefore, with a heavy heart (and a rather firm grip on my lab coat), we have issued a permanent 'Cease and Desist' order to The Enthusiastic Experimenter. While we applaud the spirit of inquiry, the safety of our teaware (and the sanity of my regulars) must, regrettably, take precedence.

The Atelier is now, once again, a haven for whimsical chaos, not outright anarchy. We prefer our explosions to be contained, our glitter to be intentional, and our spoons to remain resolutely solid.

Yours in the pursuit of harmony,

Professor Eldrin Nightshade

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