Skip to product information

Professor Nightshade’s Glow Stone Ore

Professor Nightshade’s Glow Stone Ore

 (345 Reviews)

The Alchemical Infusion of the Infinite Library

 

By the hammer of the Time-Smiths! You've stumbled upon one of the most magnificent treasures ever hauled from the deep places of the earth. Glow Stone Ore is no ordinary tea; it is a stabilized temporal tool, mined only from the shimmering quartz-veins deep beneath the earth, the true heart of the forgotten Dwarven realms.

 

The Spectral Transformation

 

When steeped, the dried Ore yields a liquid of profound, impossible sapphire blue—the exact hue of looking into a frozen nebula. This initial phase provides an instant mood of serene clarity, perfect for deciphering ancient maps.

But the true magic, Adventurer, is activated by a common alchemical catalyst—a simple squeeze of lemon or lime. Watch closely! The subtle acidity of the citrus activates the flower's hidden temporal signature, transforming the blue instantly into a dazzling spectrum of magenta and violet. It is a spectral shift, a mini-timeline edit you control with a simple squirt of juice!

 

Essential Uses for the Adventurer

 

Why must every capable kitchen—or Atelier—be stocked with Glow Stone Ore?

  1. Temporal Distraction: A dramatic color change in a mug is often enough to momentarily confuse a low-level emissary or distract a disgruntled Gatekeeper. It is culinary camouflage.

  2. Cocktail Brilliance: Use the intense blue as a base for any celebratory drink. Adding sparkling citrus will make your victory toast explode into brilliant purple, fitting for any adventurer who's successfully thwarted an existential threat.

  3. Perfect Food Coloring: Forget those chemical dyes! The Ore is ideal for coloring frosting, rice, or puddings a beautiful, vibrant blue—or, with a touch of vinegar, a striking pink.

  4. Setting the Mood: A pitcher of blue Glow Stone Ore is the only proper way to host a late-night puzzle-solving session. The color naturally invites clarity and focused, whimsical thought.

  5. Temporal Barometer: If the blue color refuses to shift even with liberal amounts of lemon, consider that a sign of localized temporal flux. Always check your local timeline stability before venturing forth!

Keep this Ore close, Adventurer. It is a source of innocent wonder and a vital piece of non-linear equipment that should never be underestimated!

Regular price $14.49
Regular price $14.49 Sale price
Sold out

🌱 Exceptional Tea

🚚 Fast Delivery

4 oz Bag
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Bitcoin
  • Google Pay
  • iDEAL
  • JCB
  • Klarna
  • Litecoin
  • Maestro
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Shop Pay
  • SOFORT
  • Union Pay
  • Visa

Get it between - and -.

View full details

Collapsible content

What Makes This Product Special?

Designed with fantasy lovers in mind- every product is crafted with the best materials in mind.

Why You'll Love It

A memorable gift for your loved one that they will never forget!
  Others

Made with High Quality Ingredients

Crafted with Care

Unique Gifts Only Found Here

  • Perfect for Any Occasion

    This is my go too shop for fantasy gifts- I bought a DND Dice set for my husband and it was by far his favorite gift at Christmas, we use them for every game night.

    Jessica L.

  • Great for Tea Lovers

    Best herbal and green teas I've tried online! Thunder Tonic is my favorite!

    Kate F.

  • Buy a GIFTBOX!!

    I think I keep buying the giftboxes just for the surprise letters, each shipment is different and they seem to get funnier and funnier as I journey down the rabbit hole!

    Tina M.

1 of 3