Racoon Troubles: Ragnar the Ruinous #3

"Friends, followers, fellow sufferers of unexpected chaos! I regret to inform you that the situation with Ragnar the Ruinous has… escalated.

My attempts at a peaceful resolution have been met with further… incursions.

This morning, I awoke to find that Ragnar had not only rearranged my garden trellises into a miniature, somewhat structurally unsound replica of Stonehenge, but he had also… assisted himself to a sampling of my experimental "Euphoria Elixir."

The results, while not catastrophic, were certainly… exuberant.

The cafe's self-stirring teacups, for instance, developed a sudden and rather enthusiastic interest in synchronized dance. Patrons were… intrigued, if slightly concerned, as their Earl Grey waltzed across the tables.

And then there was the incident with the glitter potion. The Seventh Atelier now has a faint, shimmering aura that attracts local hummingbirds with alarming enthusiasm.

I am, as you can imagine, at my wit's end. I'm beginning to suspect Ragnar possesses a level of cunning that rivals even my own.

Therefore, I renew my plea for assistance. Has anyone had experience with containing a creature of such… flair? I'm open to any and all suggestions, no matter how unconventional.

(And if anyone happens to know a good raccoon translator, please send them my way.)

#RagnarTheRuinousStrikesAgain #MadAlchemistProblems #RaccoonMayhem #HelpMe #SeventhAtelierUnderSiege #TeaCupRebellion #GlitterEverywhere"