A Breif Disclosure

A Brief Disclosure:

Ahem… a brief word from The Alchemist regarding the… ahem… "magical properties" attributed to my delightful tea blends.

While I wholeheartedly encourage flights of fancy and the embrace of whimsical thinking (and I certainly wouldn't discourage believing in the magic), it's important to be… transparent. The shimmering Unicorn Horn Dust, while undeniably enchanting, is, alas, not sourced from actual unicorns. (Though I did try. They're surprisingly elusive.) It is, in fact, a carefully curated blend of chamomile, edible glitter (the non-toxic, sparkly kind!), and a whisper of lavender.

Similarly, the Dragonfire Cinders , while capable of igniting your inner fire, is not imbued with actual dragon fire. (Health and safety regulations, you understand.) The smoky flavor comes from a blend of carefully selected Oolong leaves. (Don't tell the dragons.)

In short, my dear patrons, while I encourage you to embrace the magic in your hearts and the whimsy in your souls, the enchanting effects of my teas are primarily due to the carefully selected (and occasionally creatively named) ingredients. The magic, if you will, is in the blend. And perhaps just a little bit in the… presentation.

So, enjoy the delightful flavors, embrace the whimsical names, and let your imagination soar! Just… perhaps don't try to fly after a cup of Angel's Wing Earl Grey. (Though it does make a lovely hot air balloon fuel… so I’ve heard.)

Alchemist Extraordinaire (and slightly prone to embellishment).